dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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