you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize