idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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