fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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