the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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