I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We just shotgunned beers for America
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
