Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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