So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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