Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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