No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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