I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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