No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I need moral support for this bender
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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