Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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