We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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