my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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