All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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