And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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