I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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