Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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