If i come over, it means nothing
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
this hospital has no fireball
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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