You can't special order awesome
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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