Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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