in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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