boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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