He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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