can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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