I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you win again, gameday.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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