they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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