Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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