Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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