69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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