I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.