Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.