she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.