NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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