Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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