The maid of honor just puked.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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