The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Randomize
