you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
