i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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