just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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