Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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