Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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