This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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