Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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