I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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