bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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