therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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