NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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