absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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