Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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