I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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