The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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