Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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