There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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