I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you would pick up someone in the library
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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