All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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