i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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