trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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