I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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