Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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