Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think I just sharted jello shots
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