I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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