try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
third nipple confirmed
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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